In and Out...

What is up Chubby Nation...

I seriously do not have too much to blog about...prob will not be on here much till Sun but I PROMISE...there is gonna be some fucking entertainment when I return...

Bfast...Fruit on the bottom yogurt...

Snack...Banana...

Lunch...Salmon and Asparagus...back to shitty...I knew it was to good to be true...

Snack...Granola bar...

The best part of work starting today for the next 30 days is that the Tunisians are celebrating Ramadan...This means they cannot eat from sunrise to sunset...For the last 3 weeks they have been shoving food in my face to tease me...NOW ITS MY FUCKING TURN...I know my food is not appetizing but when you starve yourself all day for 30 days even cow feces will turn appealing...I am going to be chugging water and eating oatmeal right over them...I am going to be announcing every time I am heading to the caf and asking if they want anything...I am also asking them every hour or so how hungry they are...Finally starting to enjoy work!

Dinner...Grilled Chicken, Brussels (I FUCKING LOVE THEM...) a few clams and of course QUINOA...

Went for a run w Ben Franklin again...went down to tenth and back...felt pretty good...There were not many chicks out...a few racks...tons of people fishing in the east river...I DO NOT FUCKING GET THAT...1. I have never seen a person catch anything there...ever...they don't even move the fucking rod...they leave it tied up to the fence and watch and take up space where I could be running...I have a better use for that pole and it involves baiting these fuckers through the ass and having it come out there mouths...2. WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD EAT ANYTHING THAT CAME OUT OF THAT RIVER...I think AIDS was born in the East FUCKING River...I saw an Asian family of four standing there like they were trying to catch fucking dinner...Go fuck yourselves and order off the dollar meal...

Got back to the apt and shared that delicious meal I just mentioned with Franklin...He used to be my roommate and I would cook for him almost nightly...I felt under pressure to cook something amazing to show him what he is missing these days...I think I succeeded...and that was reason 53 why I have a wide vag...

Ok time to watch hard knocks and get some sleep...Gonna try a morning lift...

Until next time...eat some fried chicken and biscuits...for This Fat Fuck...