Another slow day in my life so not too much to talk about...
Day started off well...nobody stole my paper...
Had yogurt for bfast and a banana for snack...Day was going pretty well and then lunch came around...
I knew it was too good to be true...just as I was loving a la plancha the dining services people had to rip my heart out and kick me in the nuts...not only did they not have it today they did a complete 180 and decided to can the healthiest meal in the caf for the meal that could kill everyone...the meal you ask...LOADED BAKED POTATO BAR...ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME...If you could think of an unhealthy topping they had it...even the cheese to put on it was not real cheese...it was the cheese you put on nachos at the movies...Apparently today was national baked potato day so clearly it had to be FUCKING CELEBRATED...When I realized that this replaced my beloved a la plancha I let out a shriek followed by a tear or two...not a pretty site...FUCK YOU DINING SERVICES...and of course tomorrow is Friday so it is forget about health day in the caf...
oh yea I had shitty cold salmon and cauliflower...FUCKING A
Snack was granola bar...
Tunisian 2 was complaining his throat was dry today so I kept turning to him and chugging water...I HEART RAMADAN!!!!
Came home and went for a run alone...Have not done that in a while...I forgot how much moose cock that blows...I tried to get fit roommate to go with me but he declined...fuck him...
I ran by myself to the park and back...something quick and easy...There were lots of bouncing boobs tonight...I love bouncing boobs...they make me and my heart smile...
At the park instead of being creepy by the dogs I decided to be creepy by Shake Shack...I was craving fast food and like any good addict I needed a fix...Luckily for me I had no money on me so I could not buy food but smells are free...So I sat down at a table in front of the shack and took in that wonderful aroma...I am sure people felt awkward as my man boobs were hanging out of my sleeveless shirt and I was drooling and salivating at their food...I looked have homeless and half retarded...I thought either a person was gonna offer to buy me a hot meal or ask me if I was lost and if they can help me get back to the center for mentally challenged adults...
Came home got some chicken and beans...and now debating if I should go out and be useless at work tomorrow...
The blogging will be light this weekend as The CFO, The Flucuator, his GF and I are headed back to the shore...Hopefully The CFO fam will provide some great material for me to share when I return...
Until then kids...eat McDs 2 cheeseburger and fry value meal...for This Fat Fuck...
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