Monday, August 16, 2010

Reeeeeaaaaaaaaaaal Quick...

What is up Chubby Chasers....

I swear really quick tonight...As I promised there are big things in the works and I need to go take care of it...

Food Today:

Bfast: Mixed Berry Yogurt...Pretty good...

Snack: Banana

Lunch: FINALLY!!!!! The caf does one thing well....About every few weeks they do this thing they call "a la plancha" Its a piece of chicken, tuna, or steak with a salad and some veggies....The grill it to your liking...It is actually really good and I get a chubby every time they have it...Today I went chicken...This is clearly the most popular item the caf has yet they do it about once a month for a week straight...its such a fucking tease...just give it to me all the time...rather then for 5 days in a row which is just enough to get me excited about lunch and then be extremely depressed the next Monday when it is not there...

Snack: Granola bar

Dinner: Flounder, Mushrooms and Quinoa...

Went for a run with Ben Franklin tonight...my first run since weds...IT BLEW ASSHOLE...My legs burned more than ever and it was like a million percent humidity...it was so hot and steamy out it reminded me of being in a hot shower w a perpetual fart....we went about 3 miles and were ready to end our lives...I thought today would finally be the day I puked from running...not yet...if I am lucky one day soon...

It was a successful run on another front...As I have mentioned before I fall a lot...I mean a lot...It had just poured and started to rain again while we were out...I gave myself an 83.7% chance I was going to fall and break an ankle, my shoulder, or fucking face plant and ruin the money maker and look like a fucking idiot and give the other runners some good entertainment while I crawl up into the fetal position and hope it was just a dream...well...that did not happen...MORAL VICTORY!

Final note...WHY DOES THE WORLD FUCKING HATE ME...As I mentioned in yesterday's blog I love nothing more than the smell of popcorn...I shit you not...in the middle of the running path on the FDR drive some dude had a movie theater popcorn machine out and was making popcorn (not sure the occasion)...All I wanted to do was kick the dude in the nuts pick up his popcorn machine and throw it in the FUCKING RIVER...No matter what I do I cannot get that fucking smell away from me...It is like it is the worlds way of playing the worst practical joke ever...NOT FUNNY!!!

Ok...Time to shower...and make shit happen...

Big weigh in day tomorrow...

Until next time kids...eat a breakfast burrito from Taco Surf in San Diego....for This Fat Fuck...

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