Hope everyone is having a fantastic Tuesday...
Just the facts tonight...got some shit to take care of...
A Chubby Chaser gave me a fun fact about body glide (seriously shit is a godsend) for the ladies...
In case you ever wanted to know- body glide is also good for uncomfortable shoes for girls. It helps you not get blisters!
Keep the tips coming!
Nervous about the weigh in tonight and the fact that the oatmeal was really good yesterday I brought in a yogurt for bfast (when I eat yogurt I never get the light shit...I always go for the good old fruit at the bottom...today...blueberry)
I pounded water like a fucking champ today...I must have had 5 liters...I was in the bathroom about every 15-20 pissing fucking rivers...I probably could have filled up a small to medium sized inflatable pool...
Snack...Banana...
Lunch...some asparagus and grilled chicken...not the worst...so I guess that's a victory for the caf...2 days in a row...1 more and we have a winning streak...
Snack...Granola bar in the filing room....Reason #342 you know you have the best job in the world: your boss tells you that you are not putting in enough time archiving...Again to the higher ups at my job...Archive my nut sack bitches...I am sorry that I would rather lick a grundle after exercise then be in a small ass closest moving boxes around and writing down what's in them...
Got home and went for a quick run with fit roommate and dog just to get a sweat going before weigh ins....We made our quickest time to and from the dog park!...On the way home I did not stop once!!! Thats fucking SIIIIIIIIIIICK....On the way there I thought my calves were going to explode...I was actually hoping they did so I would not have to run anymore...It seems no matter how much I stretch them they still feel like they are on fire....If anyone has any advice please leave a comment or email me chubbynation@gmail.com...
On the way to the dog park dog stopped in the middle of third ave and started dumping...very comical because this was as the light was changing...As fit roommate was pulling dog back to the sidewalk mid plop I was hoping he got shit on and a car ran him over so that even if he were alive nobody would want to go near him to help save him because of the dog feces stench...no such luck!!!...We continued running...
At the dog park the hot factor was about a 6.5-7...not terrible...A tall bitch with long ass legs was there...she was tall enough that Papa Smurf would be able to stand up straight directly under her and let his tongue get a workout on her vaginal cavity...
Got home and GTB came over for the weigh in...he went up a pound and a half week over week now weighing in at 237 and down 1.25% overall...
I was a little nervous about the flucuator this week because he has been putting in some work...The last few nights I would come home and get confused where I lived...I know I live in Murray Hill but I thought it was Chelsea for a second...As I would approach our front door there would be techno music blasting...Once I opened the door the flucuator is wearing slippers, underwear, and boxing gloves as fit roommate is there in shorts only holding up pads for him...I was not sure if this was practical joke or if the next part of the work out was going to be them pulling down their pants and taking turns pushing each others shit in...And when the flucuator is swinging at the pads he does not really have the best technique so he looks like a caveman flailing his arms back and forth...
Regardless his hard work paid off and he was down 1.3 pounds week over week and now weighs in at 209.7 and down 0.14% overall...Finally down weight since we started...
Finally it was the time the world was waiting for...the Fat Fuck dropped down to his boxers...said a prayer and hit the scale...As the crowd waited patiently the needle settled and fit roommate gave a less the generous read...Either way down 3.5lbs week over week!!!! Now down to 246.5lbs and down 4.8% overall...THE CROWD WENT FUCKING APESHIT.....IT WAS PANDEMONIUM IN THE APT...Dads were telling there sons that they just saw greatness...Dog was so excited he started humping GTB...Next thing I know fans took our poland spring cooler and dumped it on me right in the living room...
So to recap the standings with 4 weigh ins to go...
Salad: Flucuator 0.14%
Fish: GTB 1.25%
Steak: Fat Fuck 4.8%
With the victory for the week I made some flounder and mushrooms and took my AIDS cocktail of vitamins...
Feeling this high time to head up to the home of The CFO...and burn some more calories...
Until next time kids...eat A bagel with cream cheese and jelly...for This Fat Fuck...
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