Not a whole lot to report on tonight...
Today was short bus' actual bday so Happy 30 to him...
I am really pressed for time tonight so just facts...
Bfast today...Oatmeal...back to diarrhea consistency...and it was burnt today...Another amazing job by dining services...
Snack...Banana....It was so delicious going in that I knew something bad was gonna happen...my heartburn was so bad today I actually let out a hybrid yelp/scream at my desk...I looked like a fucking moron...
Lunch...Caf was on a roll today...the salmon was burnt and over cooked...Today I ate spinach...I feel like dining services is really trying to test me...They are trying to see how much they can get lunch to suck until I go fucking postal and start throwing dirty greasy disgusting massed produced food all over the place...similar to a monkey flinging its dung....
Snack...Granola bar...Nature valley peanut butter is the shit...I ate this in the filing room...Apparently my job has not go the memo that I AM NOT A FUCKING INTERN....they have me in the file room logging every ones shit so it can get archived...MY JOB IS AWESOME...Even the actual intern gets to sit at her desk and do "real work" why I am putting binders in boxes...That college degree is really paying off for me...Money well spent!!!...The only benefit to the file room is I can hide in there for an hour pretend I did something and not have to talk to the higher ups...In my version of hell they will be filing pictures of my shits for all of eternity...
Dinner...skirt steak and Quinoa...god bless that grain...A chubby chaser sent me a recipe using Quinoa...Take a look at the link...The picture looks like something that came out of me this morning but it involves Quinoa so I will try it!...Keep the recipes coming!!!
FINALLY DID NOT HAVE TO RUN ALONE AGAIN!!!!...Fit roommate and I went for a run...After the beach run this was a breeze...I was moving quicker and stopping less...We def logged our best time!....STILL FUCKING HATE TO RUN....We went to the dog park again only problem...no dog (he is in jerz)....There is no way we are not being tailed by cops right now...Two dudes out in the dark at the dog park with no dog just staring at women...We did not look like we were gonna grab a bitch have our way w her and use her body as a cum dumpster...That said there were a few cute ones...I am hoping that people thought the lesser of two evils...That we were a gay couple out for a run (w fit roommate clearly being a chubby chaser) and just wanted to see the cute puppies together...O GOD WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE!!!!
No matter how much I run my calves always fucking burn...please help!!!...The yelling of my roommate still sucks...sometimes he runs ahead of me and does pullups on a scaffolding...I was hoping one collapsed and he got buried alive...and contracted herpes...
This leads us to the Second weigh-in...
The flucuator woke up out of a dead sleep (yes it was 930 pm)...gets on the scale and stays even week over week at 211...he is still up 1% on the challenge...
GTB had a great week...Personally I think he just took a huge dump today...down 4.5lbs week over week and now down 1.9% week over week...
This Fat Fuck got to the scale...Silenced the crowd again...and lost 0.5lbs this week...The crowd let out a horrific shriek and sat there in disappointment...Babies and grown men alike were crying...A HALF FUCKING POUND...AFTER ALL MY HARD WORK THAT'S ALL I GOT...The diet was there the exercise was there and that's all...FUCKING BULLSHIT...I need to figure out where I went wrong...
Do not worry Chubby Chasers...I WILL NOT LET THIS GET ME DOWN...I WILL ONLY WORK HARDER FROM HERE!!!!...On the bright side I went down and I now weigh 250 (down 3.5% overall and still in the lead)...I know that this is a long journey and am looking for results in the long run...If I stay w the plan and keep pushing through I will get there...
My strategy on this challenge with 5 weigh-ins left is 2lbs per week...If I can get to 19lbs overall I do not see either of them catching me...and 19lbs in 8 weeks I WILL TAKE THAT TO THE BANK ANY DAY!!!!
So time to shower...keep my head up...come up with a game plan and move onward...
Until tomorrow...eat a waffle with ice cream for This Fat Fuck...
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