There is no Santa Claus...

Whats going on Chubby Chasers...

I hope your Monday sucked less cock than mine...

Thanks again to all of the supporters...please keep it up...

I want to take a moment to thank the people who have been emailing me (Chubbynation@gmail.com) with your kind thoughts and awesome advice...Since this blog iseveryone's blog I should not be the only one receiving the help...Some of the advice I share may pertain to you some may not take what you think works...

Today I received the following from a Chubby Chaser:

chobani yogurt. the vanilla or plain. i add sweet-n-low and fresh fruit and shit. blueberries... sometimes half a banana. there's legit 16-18 grams of protein, no sugar, minimal carbs, and only 100-120 calories, leaving you filled but not taking up too much of your daily intake of food, so you have some room for fuckups later.

Thanks so much for the advice...keep it coming chasers...I seriously cannot thank you enough for it...

So today started out like any other shitty ass Monday with me hauling over to Grand Central to get on the train...Except today I was running late so most of the rows were full...Instead of people passing on sitting with me today I got the added bonus of looking at peoples eyes when they thought I was going to sit with them...As shitty as the snub feel this sucks major donkey scrotum...MAJOR!!!

Imagine just walking past people with an empty seat next to them and as this Fat Fuck walks by one of two things occurs...

1. Their eyes start to bulge out of their heads like they have the fear of god in them...

2. They do the way too obvious curl into the corner and intensely stare at the newspaper,bberry, or whatever item they have in front of them hoping I won't notice there is an empty seat next to them...This is so blatantly obvious its almost funnier than it hurts...but not...it still fucking hurts..

So today I ended up next to a nice slender man doing work on his laptop...about halfway through the ride I get an elbow to my side fat...with that I wake up out of a deep deep sleep and I give the dude the WHAT THE FUCK WHY DID YOU JUST FUCKING ELBOW ME YOU PIECE OF SHIT LOOK...Only for him to go you were sleeping on my shoulder...I am a real winner at life...

Bfast...Ass tasting but delicious oatmeal...

Snack...Banana...did not feel that bad today...

Lunch...salad and salmon...HOOK ME UP WITH SOMETHING DIFFERENT CAF...PLEASE!!!

Snack-yogurt

Dinner-Roasted Chicken and QUINOA!!!...Thank god I got some...So I ordered two types from fresh direct...the one in a bag that you make yourself and then one of their 4min sides...I tried the 4 min side version tonight...I did not have time to saute veggies so I just added a little garlic and hot sauce...It was pretty fucking delicious...Wow have I missed Quinoa...

O yea...lifted tonight...bi and tris, back, legs...low weight high rep...high sweat...Working out in my apt is great because it is like a million degrees in here so I sweat like hell...I swear its like I live in a permanent fucking sauna...Thanks building management for having the WORLDS SHITTIEST AC!!!!

Mother aka my coke dealer is very health conscious...so a while back she gave me cum loads ofvitamins she thinks I should be taking...neither her or I know if I should be taking these pills but what the hell and I take them anyway...The problem is Mother has me taking like legit..noexaggeration 12 pills a night...I FEEL LIKE I AM TAKING THE AIDS COCKTAIL!!!...These are not just little tiny turds either....these fuckers are something you would give a rhino or an elephant...Every time I swallow one I am hoping I either don't choke on it or immediately vom on the spot...Love you Mother....

So there are moments in every persons life that they will never forget because of the hole it burned in their heart...These are the moments of pain that will always last a lifetime...Some of these moments include when you find out there is no Santa (title of blog), The WWF (yes I still call it that...fuck the WWE) is not real (don't tell Father...he still watches like it is), and the first time you either walk in on your parents bumping uglies or you come to the realization that the put penis in vagina just like you...Tonight was one of those moments for me...I have been playing on the Givers and Takers (kickball team) for two years now and tonight in the playoffs we had our first loss since I have been on the team....I will never forget how I feel at this moment...This pain is terrible...I WANT TO END MY LIFE...We are good fucking team...no sorry we are a great fucking team and we lost...I am in shock right now..I either want to vomit or eat tons of dirty foods...i want nothing more than a mountain of mo sticks and onions rings...Instead I am gonna go eat an apple and cry myself to sleep...naked in the fetal position...

On that mental image...eat a deep fried snickers for This Fat Fuck....