I will get back to that in a moment....
Thank you to the 13 new Chubby Chasers for the support....Please keep spreading the word...the more chasers the better....
To explain my opening statement:
I now limit myself to three beverages, water, black coffee, and alcohol....I now drink ass tons of water....Today at work I drank about 4 to 5 liters....
I like drinking water for several reasons 1. It keeps me full 2. Its healthy and flushes all the crap out of me and 3. The motion of putting something in my mouth over and over keeps me going through the day without snacking on shit (please insert penis and gay joke here)
The major side affect of this water drinking is I am pissing a lot...I mean a lot...my bladder is the cross between a 4 year old girl and an 80yr old man w an overactive prostate...Flomax aint got shit on my bladder...
I am now getting up from my desk about every 25 minutes sprinting to the bathroom to put some water into the bowl...This is not good...I look unproductive as shit and everyone keeps looking at me when they see me go in and out the door every 20 minutes...I never thought at 26yrs old I would need to start wearing adult diapers...FUCK MY LIFE....
Quick rundown on today's food....Bfast: Oatmeal Lunch: Salad w Chicken...Dinner Ground Turkey (looked like a combo of dog food and VOM)
The big excitement of today was the run (sense the sarcasm)...If humanly possible this sucked more balls then the first one did...I was still walking around with dick up my ass legs and so running on them felt like shit....
Today though we had another fat fuck join the fold on the run...This is my best friend...The Groom To Be...you know for that damn wedding that started all of this...
Since about 12yrs old the GTB has been my partner in crime...you name it we have done it together (except for fucking and sucking all though some would debate that)...I love the kid like he is my brother...He was the first Chubby Chaser and has been promoting this like crazy....I could not be happier that this tub of lard joined us today....
So me, my fit roommate, dog and GTB set out for the same run as Monday...This time I had my legs going against me and the GTB "just took a big dump and had a terrible wipe" as he said going against him...
I hauled my fat ass to the dog park and this time to my disappointment the only people in there were fat men...FUCKING BULLSHIT....kill me now....
Finally as we left there were a crowd of ten cute chicks but I saw something even more beautiful just behind them....I glanced over them to the bright lights and huge amounts of grease of Shake Shack...What I would have done for a Shack Burger....(I will let you come up with the perverted act)
Once again the roommate started yelling and told us to book it home...today i was hoping a homeless man tripped him and stabbed him w a dirty needle...no such luck...
Made it home safely...and better for it....Day 3 down and feeling good...
Until tomorrow....Have a milkshake and fries for This Fat Fuck....
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