Getting late and I do not have a lot of energy tonight....going to be reaaaaaaaaaaaaal quick...
This weekend I am going away with The CFO...nothing special just to the Jersey Shore (not going to make any reference you all want me too)...Not sure how much I will be able to post from there but I will have a huge weekend recap...I can all ready tell there is going to be cock loads to talk about...
Bfast today...Oatmeal...Tunisian #1 had Pancakes again...I was extremely close to (but surprisingly used better judgement) dumping my oatmeal all over his food and going HOW DO YOUR PANCAKES TASTE NOW BITCH!
Lunch....Some salad and HOT SALMON!!!!! GET PUMPED...usually it is just cold and festering with every ones germs, feces, and semen sitting out at the salad bar all day...but today it was hot and for the caf I would give it a B-....They did well for themselves...ITS ABOUT FUCKING TIME...
Snack...Granola bar...In case you care it was fairly delightful...
Dinner...BBQed on the balcony (shhh dont tell my management company) a steak...I love my charcoal grill...It was manmeatasitic (yes thats a real word)....
So I am a fucking idiot...I have touched upon it in earlier blogs but I LOVE LOOKING AT FOOD I CANNOT EAT....I do not know why but it excites me...It turns me on...Every time I see deliciously satiating fattening food my wanger goes from six to midnight...For example everyday when I leave Grand Central heading home I make sure I walk through the awesome market...Today I stood in front of Murray's Cheeses staring for about 5 minutes and wafting in the smell of stale vagina (that's what the smell of 100 different types of cheese all at once smells like...trust me...)...Yesterday it was the fucking bread man...WHY DO I DO THIS TO MYSELF...This is a fun as taking a dick full of AIDS up the ass yet I continue to do it...The weird thing is I do not really have the urge to order anything I kinda just feel like saying hi to the food and letting it know that I am not gone forever and its a temporary vacation...kinda like summer camp...
Today sucked...I say that a lot but it really sucked Camel Testicles...I got home really late...I had a bad day at work and the only thing I wanted to do was eat POUNDS AND POUNDS OF CHICKEN PARM w PASTA....(another recurring theme..bad moods make me want to eat...A LOT)...I got home I fell onto my bed in my work clothes and was about to tap out on the evening...Something just came over me...I got the FUCK out of bed...threw on some shorts and started lifting...TOPLESS!!!!!...I pushed myself harder than I have been doing but IT FELT INSANELY AWESOME...All the anger I had went away...All the thoughts in my head about hurting people badly in weird ways (for example tying someone up and just poking them softly in the eye with a pencil over and over again)...left my brain and now my head was clear...I just wanted to push as hard as I can...AND I DID!!!!...
I wish I had more for you guys but its time to pack...(not fudge pack)...but pack my suitcase...
Well time to make like a fetus and head out...
I promise if I do not get to blog from the shore (btw we are going to the summer home of The Father of The CFO)...I will give the HUUUUGE...I MEAN BIGGER THAN MY FAT ASS HUGE recap on Sunday evening...
Until tomorrow....eat 100...(seriously 100) chicken nuggets with rice and gravy (elementary school caf style)...for This Fat Fuck...
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