What a week this has been...Can you believe it...50 FUCKING FOLLOWERS since Tuesday...This is incredible...thanks to all of you who have been spreading the word...keep doing so...to those who are reading but not following please join...Lets keep growing Chubby Nation...
I wanna give some love to my cousin who will be referred to as Don King because nobody has been promoting "You Fat Fuck" like he has...I wrote my first two posts and was not sure if I was gonna send it out to the masses cause I thought they sucked major horse cock...I let him read it anyway and he told me the world needs to here my voice so DK I cannot thank you enough...
This is not only my blog but it is yours as well...Without the Chubby Chasers I would be going nowhere so please use the comments section to give me ideas on things you want to see in the blog, things that you liked that I am posting, and anything else you can think of. If you have the urge to make fun of this Fat Fuck thats ok too...I will use it as motivation...
I have also created a gmail account....I will give you one guess what it is....Chubbynation@gmail.com.....Feel fee to email me whatever you want there....I was a little hesitant with the email address because I am sure I will be getting tons of porn spam with that name...Not sure if it is gonna be tons of fat hos or lots of gay dudes with chubbies...only time will tell...
Quick post tonight...Still gotta run and eat dinner before I head out to party...I love all things booze, partying, and of course drunk food so I am real nervous what my first night out will be like...I will share the details tomorrow...
I know dick about running...Some of you Chubby Chasers know lots about it...please let me know what type of sneakers I need and any other equipment that would be useful...
That being said This Fat Fuck will be running in a 5K in the near future!!!!....I figure if I am gonna run might as well set a goal...Still working on when it will be...
Some of you are prob thinking who cares its only 3miles...For This Fat Fuck its a huge deal...The longest distance I have ever ran before this was from the elevator to the toilet on a photo finish (a term DK likes to call when you are racing to the shitter and are not sure if your gonna crap your pants or if the dump will make it to the bowl)...Trust me I have had tons of those...not fun...
Out of my 50 followers so far none of them are who I consider to be two of my biggest supporters in life...Mother and Father...
Both of their excuses seem to be they do not know how to work the internet...although mother not being a Chubby Chaser kinda makes sense considering she thinks I am "the fat version of Sawyer from the tv show LOST"....I also had a convo recently w her about how Coke (I will let you guess what type) makes you lose weight...In that convo she asked if I use it and I said no...She then told me maybe I should start...she also volunteered to front the habit...Thanks Mother!
Before I get into my last bit today I should preface it with I am a terrible walker...I know that sounds like an odd statement but it is true...I am very good at walking and without tripping over anything just falling down...In the winter I am good for about 3 falls a week...I know my strengths and walking is not one of them...neither is googling but thats another story...
I work on the 6th floor and the dreaded caf is on the 5th...I make sure I take the stairs up and down every day....specifically the ones next to the escalator...I do this not for exercise but as a reminder that throughout this journey when given the option to take the easy road or the hard road I will get nowhere unless I take the hard one...So as I was walking up the stairs this morning w my black iced coffee and oatmeal I face planted right in the middle of the staircase...HARD...I smash into my iced coffee and oatmeal...I am now laying in the middle of the staircase in a pool of oatmeal and iced coffee....As I am laying on the floor the coffee is running down the staircase and there are about 25-30 people just staring and trying their best not to laugh and or call me a fucking idiot, asshole, or anything to that affect...For the rest of the day I was now stained and smelled like the homeless man who lives on my block...MY LIFE BLOWS....(please laugh and make fun of me here)...
Quick food rundown:
Bfast-oatmeal and coffee lathered on my body...
Snack-heatburn city with the banana
Lunch-cold piece of salmon...caf gets worse every day...
Snack-yogurt
Dinner-not sure yet...I am out of Quinoa and i am not happy about it (if you are a true Chubby Chaser you know that I heart Quinoa)
Thanks again for all of your love and support...
Cannot wait to tell you how the first night out goes...wish me luck...
Time to run...
Until tomorrow morning...eat some roast pork lo mein for This Fat Fuck....
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