Tuesday, July 27, 2010

Its been one week...

Don't worry Chubby Chasers I am not singing the Barenaked Ladies song...I am talking about the amount of time since I started sharing my thoughts to the world...

Wow what a week it has been...86 Chubby Chasers and going strong!!!!....Please keep spreading the love...

I know I keep saying this but tonight will be a quick post...

At work I sit in between to Tunisians...They are both Muslim and they both speak French (and from time to time talk over me in it)...They are pretty good dudes...It is also nice to see that Muslims and Jews can get along...

I hit the caf as usual for bfast and came back up with my oatmeal...The Tunisians went down after me...Tunisian #2 (sits to my right) gets some oatmeal as well...however Tunisian #1 (on my left) comes pack with a plate full of pancakes smothered in cream w a side of syrup...I am not the biggest pancake fan but every now and then I CRAVE THEM...I seriously crave them...like would lick a really obese mans silver dollar nipples for 15 seconds in order to have a stack of silver dollar pancakes..Before Tunisian #1 got to where we sit I could smell them in all of their caloric glory...I am almost positive I started drooling and foaming at the mouth...When he sat down and dug into those things I WAS READY TO FUCKING LOSE IT...All I could think about was standing in a room and having syrup and cream doused all over my rotund naked body while I was using the pancakes to clean me off and then shovel them into my mouth (yes I think about being lathered in food a lot)...I literally had to get up and walk away from my desk because I looked like a rapist the way I was staring at Tunisian #1 and his food...WHAT HAS MY LIFE FUCKING COME TO!!!!

Banana for snack, salad w salmon for lunch, and yogurt again for snack...I really know how to switch this shit up...

I was supposed to run tonight but did not walk in from THE MOST AWESOME JOB IN THE WORLD!!!!! (sarcasm at its finest)...till 915...Did not have the motivation to run...I was thinking about walking the AIDS infested stairs but then fit roommate walked in and said lets do some weights in the apt...So we did...Since it is a fucking Sauna in the apt we had our shirts off...fit roommate with his man pecs and this porker with his bitch tits...and we started the routine...If you had the right angle on our living room window and could only see us from the waist up you would have really questioned what was going on...There was a lot of up and down motion going on and with the windows open you would have heard the man grunting REAL CLEAR...I mean really fucking clear...Just naked dude and grunting...PURE AWESOMENESS...

I am really glad I ended up doing this because even though I had zero motivation I had to put in the work...This goal of mine would not happen without hard work and dedication...No matter what kind of mood I am in I need to keep my eye on the prize and keep work hard for something special...
Afterward I had a pork chop and some Cauliflower for dinner...now its time time to get hot wet and naked...SHOWER TIME...

Until tomorrow next time kids...eat some waffles with ice cream for This Fat Fuck...


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