Some days I will hit you with a lot other days not so much....today I drop a bomb...
As I was all set to face my fears and get on the scale when I woke up in the morning...my other roommate (we will refer to him as the kinda chubby one)....posed a challenge....
Me vs. Him who can lose more weight by percentage...
Here are the rules...Person who drops the most by the Tuesday after Labor Day wins...
To the victor a fat ass steak dinner at the steakhouse of his choice...So most likely I will be dining at Lucky Jacks...
To the pathetic loser...they must sit at dinner and eat nothing more than a salad....(Chubby One...I hope you eat a lot for lunch that day...but if you still hungry you can nibble on my cock...)
I am actually very scared in this...the chubby one is what we call a fluctuater....Usually this term is reserved for chicks who can get real thin or get real fat and the drop of a dime...but my roommate can do that as well....Although on most occasions he has been seen sipping cosmopolitans so go figure...He also has retard strength and on any given day will run 20 miles cause he is bored....O God what the fuck did I sign up for....
So tonight I finally faced that fear and stepped on the scale...This was one of the harder things I had to do...but IT HAD TO BE DONE...
The scale we own looks about 70 years old and looks like it has had its share of fatties on it....with that said the thing only goes up to 300 lbs...I was real scared...I thought we were gonna have to go to a cow farm to put me on a scale....
So a took a deep breath stepped on up and when I looked down I thought the needle was broken....I registered in at 259....not good but I will take it...
For those keeping score at home the chubby one came in at 21o....
Well everyone LET THE GAMES BEGIN...AND may this Fat Fuck take home the proverbial turkey bacon....
Win or lose I will be better off....
Until tomorrow....eat a loaded baked potato with shit tons of bacon and sour cream for This Fat Fuck....
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