Great to see some more Chubby Chasers...as always please get your friends to follow the blog that is the fastest growing blog on the internet that weighs over 250lbs and written in an NYC apt by a curly haired Jew around...
Wanted to get a quick post in before I get my day going...
So I went to do my run yesterday...and It started Fucking Pouring!!!...The heavens opened up and it was thunder and lighting city...I knew I still had to get my cardio in...I was sitting around thinking of options and I said "I have a great idea, since I am so good at walking stairs, why don't I walk from the lobby to the top, an easy 35 flights." Wow...I am a fucking retard...
I headed down to the lobby and I started making my decent to the roof...I was moving along well then I got to the 5th floor and I was ready to end my life...This was fucking miserable...Every step I took I was very nervous it would be my last and I would start tumbling down like Humpty Dumpty...My other big fear was that I was going to have a stroke and fall on the staircase and nobody would ever know I was there....(yes there are actual thoughts in my sick ass head)...The worst part of the stairs is the air quality...I am pretty sure I was breathing in something close to AIDS...Finally I reached the top and conquered my NYC apt version of Mount Everest...I never thought I would say this but wow I really missed running...so thanks for the rain and that awesome experience mother nature...lets do it again real soon...
As I touched upon it yesterday I love going out...One of my favorite things in the world is going to bar w some friends, crushing booze, having superb casual conversation, and making fantastic memories that I actually will most likely never remember...
The hardest part of the losing weight is trying to figure out how I can factor in "getting shitfaced"
Last night was a good start in all of that...I went out with fit roommate to meet up with some people from high school...We had a great time...it was nothing crazy...just a good hang session for a friend's bday...(happy bday Chubby Chaser!)...I learned last night that it is socially acceptable to go into a bar have one or two drinks and be a normal member of society (something I did not think was possible)...I do not have to go out with the intent of pounding Jamo till I go home and sleep under my bed (yes I do that when I am hammered)....
Yes there will be days when that will happen but they will by waaaaaaaaaaaay fewer now (so I say)...This day will be one of those rip roaring fun days of BINGE DRINKING...I have a couple of things planned and it will lead for a real entertaining entry tomorrow...I hope...
I am sitting on my couch right now (boxers only of course) waiting to hear back from a friend who stood me up for our manicure date...Yes I get manicures...Oddly enough being a Fat Fuck is not my only issue...I bite my nails...bad...really bad...I don't think I have seen anyone who bites worse than me....If you saw my nails you would think I am the biggest nervous, insecure piece of shit...not the case...my nails are there so I eat them and getting them as low as possible for me is a challenge...So in order to help me stop biting I get manicures...I get pedicures too but thats cause they feel fantastic...Yes I know I am a huge floppy floppy VAGINA...I have come to terms with it, hopefully you Chubby Chasers can as well.
I say I am running on empty because I get up at 6 to head to Stamford on the train where people will not sit with me...I eat my shitty caf lunch then I head back home...I get in around 730-8...I then first work out till like 930-10 then eat dinner...The high from working out keeps me up till like 130-2...I am now getting no fucking sleep...I will get in bed and try to sleep...I just end up thinking about weird shit involving farm animals (I will let you guys guess what it is)...
If any of you know a way to help me sleep that does not involve taking a bottle of Jamo or Jack to the face, or popping pills like Lindsay Lohan please please please hook a Fatty up and leave a comment on the blog...
Until later kids...eat lobster roll with tons of mayo and butter...for This Fat Fuck...
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